I need a punchy 30–60-second script for a YouTube Short that can stop the scroll, hook viewers in the first three seconds, and keep them laughing right through the final frame. The vibe is firmly funny—think college-life comedy that feels instantly relatable to anyone who has ever survived a crowded classroom. Key points you’ll weave in • Opening hook: a sharp, laugh-inducing line or visual cue that lands before the three-second mark. • Setting: the classroom. Desks, professors, pop quizzes—use whatever sparks the biggest grin. • Humor style: strictly relatable. Exaggeration is fine, but the core joke should come from “I’ve totally been there” moments rather than puns or wordplay. • Story arc: clear setup → escalating comedic twist → satisfying punchline, all in plain, engaging language that’s easy to follow without subtitles. • Goal: boost views and audience retention, so pacing and payoff are everything. Deliverable A single, production-ready script (formatted for Shorts), complete with timing cues or quick stage directions where helpful. Acceptance criteria ✓ Hook hits by 0:03 ✓ 30–60 seconds total run time ✓ Uses classroom setting and relatable humor ✓ Ends with a memorable punchline or CTA that encourages sharing or commenting Share your script in a Google Doc or Word file—whichever keeps the creative flow smooth.