I need a highly impactful, wide-scale press release that will drive customers to our upcoming Grand Opening, via YOUTUBE & ZOOM. The copy must brag about our Unprecedented & Revolutionary "Benefit~Benevolent", "Hope Bringer", & “Smile Maker” nature of my mega-corp, which I created, all by myself, with a litteral, A to Z benefit system. MY corp. & "My Prasad", are an Ascensionistic, Transformative, Paradigm shift, Change~Engine, giving All access to a true, "Happiness-based LifeStyle". To help start my corp, I created an astonishing 1,250+ Virtual classes, workshops, Q & A sessions, ... covering over 990+ topics, incl my "Prasadic Delicious Nutritious" Cooking School", correcting all the horrible mistakes made by all others. "Yeppers, gotta class for that". My, "Universal Unity Experience" will uproot & destroy the foundations of sexism & racism, forevermore, thereby creating a True Unified global society, and a true, Golden Age for everyone, henceforth. I've also many new/recreated inventions. My corp is very Employess/Staff centric, offering the best benefits, including a very positive & uplifting working atmosphere. [ my corp will offer many hundreds+ of employment options]. All employees are offered the opportunity to learn several new skills/jobs, thereby being of exceeding benefit for the corp, a Win~Win relationship, & Burn-out free employment. We also encourage our employees to choose their benefit{s}. My corp also will create our, "Smiles Alot Villages", a whole new paradigm~shift. ** PR must be a wide-scale posting by agent, not me. ** I will create classes..., As Needed, but will create the Critical Few, to give all a basic knowledge of this corp, & My Prasad. ** Key information that must appear: our company was created by an uneducated disabled veteran, a tested class 12 super genius. The founding story is central to our brand and should shine through as a point of inspiration, hope, trustworthiness, and goodwill. I created 6 501c3 non-profits, benefiting needy people, directly. Beyond that, the release should naturally weave in the event’s date, location, and any launch-day promotions (I’ll supply the specifics once we begin). What I expect from you • A polished, 400- to 500-word press release following standard AP style, ready for immediate distribution to local and national outlets. • An irresistible, hope-bringing headline and sub-headline that attract customers first and foremost. • A compelling quote from me (later) that captures the “Smile Maker” tone. • A concise boilerplate paragraph about MY BENEFIT~BENEVOLENT LLC, highlighting our disabled veteran-owned status. I’ll provide factual details, contact information, and any embargo notes; you turn them into a media-worthy story that makes readers want to show up with a smile on day one. Thanks.